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6-21-01 - 3:31 p.m. Oh man, shit went down today. Maybe I shouldn't be swearing so much in my diary, but then again, it *is* a diary-and besides, there's no really good, concise way to sum up this morning other than "shit went down." Lemme explain... If you read yesterday's (actually, it was very, very early this morning's) entry, you'd know that today was to be the official start of Naked Vacation 2001. Well, NV '01 has officially been *cancelled.* Is "cancelled" spelled with one or two L's? Meh, I'll keep two...can never have too many L's. :) Anyway, so after taking my routine moring shower, I decided to just not get dressed. Lexi had left a note saying exactly this: "Hey, Lau-we've gone, see ya Sunday" and left some contact information, should I need to contact her for information. (As you'll remember, I was to have the apartment to myself for four days while she, Simon, and Noah went to NYC. Simon has a friend who goes to NYU, so yes, they have lodgings.) To start my naked weekend, I wrapped myself up in a towel and wandered outside just to see if anyone was there. It was then that I remembered Simon's requesting that I should water his plants. As it turns out, Simon waters them every other day, but they've not drunk anything for several days now. I knew I had to be the hero and save Simon's plants. But I was gonna do it naked. I went back into my apartment and dried my hair, put on some makeup-everything but an outfit. There's something very liberating and exciting about knowing you're about to be in someone else's home, naked, breaking all the social and ethical laws there are. So as I went back out, towel and all, I thought to myself just how much fun I was having on this, the first day of Naked Vacation 2001. I skipped across the hall and into the boys' apartment, where I dropped the towel and went on to water Simon's plants. Two of them are in their kitchenette, nestled up against a cupboard. I had to lean over the counter, being the midget I am, to reach them, and as I was doing so, I heard a voice from behind me. "Uh...Laura?" Not stopping what I was doing to turn around and face him, I replied, "Yah, Noah?" There was a pause. "I didn't know you had a tattoo!" How would he know I have a tattoo? I thought to myself. He'd have to be able to see my back, and...oh my god I'm naked. I grabbed the two nearest things I could find-the two plants-and attempted to cover myself up as I turned to try and explain myself. "Hey, Noah...uh, what's up?" "Seems to me I should be the one asking that question." I bit my lip momentarily. "Um...happy...Naked Vacation 2001?" In the end, we agreed not to tell a soul about this, made a pact-he comes from a Good Christian Family, so I'm hoping that means I can trust him. I think so. He has that cheating whore girlfriend of his, anyway, what would interest him about me? So yes, Naked Vacation 2001 has been officially *cancelled.* With two L's.
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