8-19-01 - 9:49 a.m.

Rob just stepped out of the shower and is using a Q-tip to dry out his ears. He is practically moaning with the pleasure of it, and I ask him what's going on.

"Ear sex," he says.
"Oh?"
"Yeah. Good times."
"Is it better than actual sex?"
He considers this for a moment, glancing thoughtfully from the Q-tip to me and back again. "It's close."

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