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10-5-01 - 8:55 p.m. Before I begin, go read this (click) because I like it. Well-a I would walk. Five. hun. dred. mi-les. And-a I woulda-a walk. five. hun. dred. more. Damn that song is catchy. Sharon has called me about 14,000 times this week, just a few thousand more times than George. Tonight she called to guilt-trip me into going to look for a new washing machine with her. I agreed to meet her and George at Sears. When I arrived, she took one whiff and said, "You're smoking now?" My urge to say "Duh" was very great. I instead sufficed with a quick nod before hastily changing the subject. And so we looked at washing machines. For them. I don't have room for a washing machine and I don't want one. A British man who spoke and looked exactly like John Cleese helped them decide which was the right machine for them. I spent my time in the next department, rearranging the numbers on the price signs to make customers think Sears was having a better sale than advertised. When Have you ever been alone on a long stretch of road and had the urge to just zoom down it as fast as you can get your vehicle to go? I indulged myself tonight in that respect. For about two miles I was doing somewhere between 85 and 90 with my super-brights glaring and my windows rolled down. It was such a rush that I wished I had had a convertible to do it in. Is the "wild child" from my high school days re-awakening? Maybe so. This time I intend to keep her sober. I know it can be done. I just need to keep busy. Something I almost forgot to mention: I checked my voicemail earlier today. Andrew had left me a message saying I owe him $50 to help pay for repair fees on a window we smashed. When did I smash a window? With what? Why? Maybe it's a clue to unravelling the mystery of last Wednesday's little night out...but I hope not.
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